Tuesday, May 12, 2009


My Stick Family from WiddlyTinks.com

First Doctor's Appt for wittle wittle Martin

I'll update after the appt at 10 :)

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Happy Mother's Day!

Happy Mother's day to all :)

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

i <3 ketchup


Hey guys, I'm getting a little tired of the BS lately. By that, i mean everyone's bs-
First let me start by saying i love my husband but sometimes he says some dumb shit and really pisses me off and then gets mad at me for being 'pissy' in the first place when he is being his perfect self- how dare i.
Well, let me also explain I worked my ass off during tax season and a funky shift at that.. I also worked for hallmark through part of that and Census the last couple of weeks... now, I had sunday off. Yeah, Sunday that was normally it.. I washed clothes and grocery shopped on sunday. Now, that i'm back to part time at an stupid easy boring pull my face off job.. I have time to wash dishes, and this n that...Now, my husband acts completely shocked like he has never seen me cook or clean in his life.. And i must only be doing this bcuz i am nesting which is f'n stupid!!!! Last time i was preg. I did up the babys room and detailed the truck. lol wishy washy is what he is!
My job people are pissing me off!!!!!! when i was hired i was supposed to be getting 1.25 more an hour than i am actually getting. Now, this is bcuz of the area i live.. fine, then why are you sending me to the ghetto where u pay ppl the extra 1.25? and letting them come here and do my pretty little town? what? u don't know? your a moron?! Oh, sorry... =]
My mom is a butthole! she has a big mouth and a twisted memory. When i was growing up she was God of all mothers i guess, i just didn't know this- she reminds me every day of her greatness... and my sucky insuffient attempt at motherhood. Rockin.
LAST... I sick of the stupid f'n dr.s appnt taking a mnth. This is retarded if my WHO-HA was falling off would i have to wait a month? I surely hope not.! sheesh.
Til next time ./Pee !!!!

On Being Funny… or not


I got an observation through a friend that the Martin Family blog isn’t really all that funny. See, I’m known for being the funny guy. Well, let’s back that up. I think with the certain group of friends that read this book I might actually fill several roles. I’ll list them. Feel free to correct or interject as the case may be.


Funny Guy
Slightly better at video games guy
The fatter one 
The bigger one 
The “why doesn’t he make more money?” one
The “he will show up when needed” one

How do I do all this? Not sure. Not even slightly sure. Throughout my mid 20s I was nasty sarcastic. I believe this was due in large part to my large ex wife. I was not a very happy or content person. Consequently, any moron who thought to have words with me quickly found themselves shutting up due to a shear acerbically bitter diatribe. Most other people found it funny… they weren’t wrong most times. However, after losing a few good people to this kind of ‘wit,’ I decided that it was best retired or at least used very sparingly.

I really should apologize and send a big thank you to all the ex girlfriends who left me due to this as well. I think without the exes that my wife and I would not get along half as well on a day to day basis. Take for instance last night. My wife was doing some dishes and cleaning up when I made a seemingly innocuous comment about nesting.

This lead to my wife asking the question, “Why is it when I do the same things I did before tax season that you feel the need to comment on it?” I’m not exactly sure what I said back but it was along the lines of being barefoot (she is whenever she can be cuz that’s how she rolls) and pregnant in the kitchen cleaning. Seriously, how much more of a setup for the spike do you need?! I am fairly certain that I was immediately hit and called a butthole. Yes, we use the word butthole. Why? Because motherf*cker is entirely too funny these days considering we are on kid #2.

Back to the ramblings, in answer to her above question I could have said something like “the very fact that you notice it as things you did BEFORE tax season should clue you in about how long ago you did them and we saw them.” That would have gotten me yelled and hurt her feelings but I could have said it in such a way that people looking in on it would have laughed ass.

All this has been leading to this. I have to be very careful about what I think is funny and how I present it on this blog. I am in danger of being killed by my wife at a moments notice for silly stuff like using the wrong packet of seasoning and delaying dinner. You don’t know what that stress is like unless you are a man of a pregnant wife.

Game demos got played a lot last night.

Wolverine – Better than the movie
Red Faction: guerilla – O hells ya.

Reading has slowed down a bit due to time constraints. Eisenhorn is still very good and starting to pick up.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Connor gets an Upgrade


Connor got an upgraded car seat to the tune of $180! I don’t mind spending the money on though because the car seat is very nice and super safe. I would recommend it for anyone with the means and the 1 yr old. Since it is a 3-in-1, you get to keep it for 9 years which works out to $20 a year. You really can’t justify not getting it. I will be picking up another one when the newborn hits 1 yr old.

On the newborn front, we are now in the midst of how to decorate the baby’s room. Considering we do not have the room yet and that we don not know what the baby’s sex is, we may possibly be thinking ahead of ourselves. However, all of this is beside the point when we have already begun looking. A little background on the last time we did this. Sony hated Winnie the Pooh stuff. I was always ok with Pooh because why not? Well, the why not is because EVERYONE else does Winnie the Pooh is why not! Since everyone else DOES Pooh, Pooh bear stuff is abundant and can be found at good prices. This is having an affect on Sony’s “I hate Pooh” attitude.

On the house front, we were told that to buy a house in today’s market the minimum credit score is now 620. Sigh! We are at 575-590. At least we know what we have to work on. Also, we found out that to get a FHA loan we will need to buy a house with land attached. Now, I don’t know if this is accurate and the only way to really find out is to hit a real estate agent or go to the bank and ask the loan officer. I will be doing this shortly when I have a day off during the week (Read: Take time off from work.)

The guy at the mobile home place tells us that if we buy just the trailer with superb credit then the best % we can get will probably be 7-8%. The good news is that if we decided to do that than my dad will help with a co-sign.

Now the question becomes whether or not we want to go for the house and land (FHA) or buy the trailer and stick it on her parents place like we had planned. I am leaning towards our original idea because it is safer. There is no way we won’t be able to afford 400 a month note with bills. Even if we get a PMI which with my dad helping I doubt we need, that raises our totals to 700ish a month total in bills which after we pay off the car becomes super easy.

One might call this scared safe or you might call it financially responsible for staying where we can afford and keeping the kiddies fed. Yep, I think I just convinced myself…

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